I hope jordan doesn’t read this because it might make him sad that you thinked he was rat!!!!!

he seemed already sad!!!

nice boy

We both were 6, in the ground school. we left the school hand in hand often. On the schoolground outside she gave me a kiss. I got a stress with my six years thougt, i ll bcome a father! But my mom said that barbara wont became pregnant by a kiss. thankgoodness !

When we were 21 years we met at a ball again and had a hot night together. the next day she told me that she is pregnant since a month by a other boy - geeeeez… is this what amerikans call ‘awkward’ ? (german: peinlich)

….. we stayed together for 5 months, i had my reasons why i left here.

this is a 100 percent true story by david from vienna.

each other. Then we got in the street, and I sware all the cars on one side of the street where white, etc. At one point it turn a little weird and he turned into a bird - I told him and he was not happy. But his face was one of a nice beaky bird. So I got concerned and figured that it must have been symbolical and coming straight from my subconscious and what not. And I was

so sad and worried that our relationship would be doomed . But then I forgot about it, and really this ‘he is a bird and how am I going to kiss his beak’ trip never came back again